NS, 17, nonbinary
they/them or ve/vis/ver or ae/aer!

nature's a language--
can't you read?

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tecchen:

i accidentally posted this to my primary blog hahaha

olsnaggletooth:

i can't say the job made me this way. 
more like me being this way made me right for the job.

alltailnolegs:

A bunch of pink corns inspired by BHB’s pink corn post.

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morrissey knocking on the door and everyones just like THERES NOTHING FOR IT WE’LL HAVE TO GO OUT THE WNIDOW

the thought of accidentally inviting morrissey to a party and then just being like “fuck. Fuck. what do i do” is the absolute funniest thing in the world rn oh my god

But it was me birthday the other day and I was walking up the street and I bump into Morrissey! And I’m thinking, ‘I’ve slagged him off in the past and he’s going to fill me in here!’ He’s about six foot, enormous and I’m only a skinny drug addict and he’s going to kung-fu kick me in the chest! I thought he was going to batter me!
“So we walk past each other and sort of go ‘…Alright, Alright. And we stopped and had a bit of a chat. And it was alright until he went, ‘Do you live around here?’ So I tell him where and then he notices I’ve got this huge bag of booze and he goes, ‘Are you having a party?’ And I go ‘Yeah, it’s my birthday’ and I was thinking to myself, ‘Oh God, I can feel myself inviting him to my party, oh no!’ And you know what it’s like when you can feel yourself inviting someone along somewhere when you know you shouldn’t? It would’ve freaked me mates out if he’d turned up.
“But I could feel the words coming out anyway, I’m thinking don’t do it, don’t do it but I’m saying, ‘Why don’t you come along?!?’ And he goes, ‘Well, what time should I be there’, so I go home and start thinking I’m going to have to call the thing off. Nothing for it. Next thing this card appears through the letterbox from Morrissey saying, ‘Sorry, I can’t make it, but give us a ring if you want to go shoplifting’.
Noel Gallagher (via cogito-ergo-dumb) ←

kyaptan:

gives up germoe is really hard to draw

gmorning, a weird cat ive never seen before came to the door and i gave it some meat and it sat with me for a while. it was nice!! here it is licking its face